Jonas 'Totoro' Betzendahl @jbetzend@aleph.land

8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

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Time to party. Sloth will be part of the new emojis this year: https://unicode.org/emoji/charts-12.0/emoji-released.html

"Faultiere sind direkte Nachfahren des Tyrannosaurus Relax" #AcmeLeaks

Boost this to instantly become gay and gain 5 skill levels in Programming

In Hackspaces gilt wie überall sonst #NazisRaus ^sz

Could we maybe, as a community, have a little less "well actually" and a bit more empathy, please?

Back to wörk. Narf.

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Current status.Post #35c3.

Communication is complicated and it's quite likely that you might say something problematic or even hurtful unintentionally. Whenever I realize that I did something like that I literally carry it around with me for days, Thinking about how I can do better next time while being angry with myself at the same time. Social interaction is hard.

fuck yeah eat shit 2018

Für mehr Antifa und weniger Fefe ist eh immer richtig.

@cccpresser No, kicking downward is bullying. Good trolling kicks upward. If ones lashes out against someone that is already sanctioned by society it shows nothing but a lack of character.

Apparently there is a rainbow flag with an attack helicopter somewhere at #35c3. Let me get this straight: This is anti-trans bullshit. It's NOT funny to lash out against people that are constantly sanctioned by society. Bullying marginalized people is not cool, and I find you pretty disgusting.

other rhythm games: here's a nice song 🙂 try playing along to it! 🙂 there's easier difficulties if you aren't that experienced 🙂
thumper here's a VISCERAL RHYTHM keep up or DIE

I need this hoodie

Hackers need to step up their game and delete everyones loans, bad credit and mortgages. #Showerthoughts